Fish Dinners Like Whoa

Being a fish must suck. While floating underwater is admittedly a great time, you have no limbs to do cool activities with, such as karate moves. We rented out a snorkel boat yesterday and lived with the fishies for several hours. It was... Inspiring. If you thought they couldn't set up a tourist trap in the middle of a snorkel reef you clearly under estimated the creativity of the Filipino. They did. No sir, thank you kindly but I don't think I need a shitty bracelet with my name sewn on it right now. I am looking at fish.

Anyway, each night an impromptu fish market opens on the sand and you get to pick the fish you want to eat, the style it is prepared with, and how many beers you want to enjoy it with. Eat like king triton (I do understand the cannibalistic implications of Triton eating fish but go with it) for under $10. It is awesome. You get to play god and pick the fish who will later end up in your digestive system. Since I am not a fish I cannot empathize with them, and since they are so tasty I refuse to sympathize.

The Last pic shows how funny their advertising is. In the US we use subliminal messaging hoping to entice the subconscious. Here, they just tell you what they want you to think. Hahaha.

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