Bohol

The beach at Bohol was amazing. Killer place to stay for a few nights. Each night we had a crazy huge fresh seafood dinner where we got to pick the fish/crab/lobster they would cook up for us.

The town is infested with hideous white men in their 50's who pay about $20 a day to rent Filipina girlfriends. I guess that it is their version of Netflix.

Handles of the local rum were $3.75. Needless to say we enjoyed ourselves. T-Pain music videos we made there, via the I am T Pain app, should be released here soon. Haha. Everyone thought stew was Leo Dicaprio and would ask for a picture/autograph. Apparently other ethnicities think everyone with white skin looks the same too.