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Saturday, August 21, 2010
First Sighting of Another American
For 5 days I have been the sole American in this great nation... Until now. More proof money buys happiness here.
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You mean you found an American!?! I would give my left arm to find one of those. Everywhere I go I say "Do you speak English?" and they say "No." Trick question sucka, how do you know what I said if you don't speak English? This place is so small. Last night we drove 9 miles home from dinner and passed one car! Besides their apparent lack of Americans theres def no basketball courts, human sacrifices, sex trafficking, craziness of any kind. Just a bunch of lavender fields, shitton bigass bugs, and old French people who "don't speak English" they tell me in perfect English.
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